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I'm glad that I didn't need braces when I was a kid. That's because I wouldn't have gotten them, wouldn't have gotten them if I had teeth growing out of my ears, wouldn't have gotten them if I had to eat through a feeding tube.
That's because my parents were, how shall I put this, cheap. Being semipoor didn't help matters either. But they were definitely cheap. Cheap and poor being a combination that could have left me resembling some sort of deep-water carnivore. Or worse, a British person.See the full content of this document
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Brace Yourself If You're Pricing Those Metal Fixes
Just kidding! But seriously, the British aren't as nutty about teeth as we are. It's true. So my parents were poor, cheap and British in that one respect.
Luckily, my teeth came in straight. Which didn't stop me fr...See the full content of this document
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